As of today, I will no longer be writing Club Watch reviews for The Buffalo News. After a great deal of soul searching and months of talking it over with my wife, we’ve both come to the conclusion that it’s time to move on. As a writer, I’ve reached an age where I’ve started closing some doors behind me in order to go forward into more challenging directions.
Back in 2001, I fell into the hobby by accident. I approached Jeff Miers (the editor of Buffalo Beat at the time) about doing a weekly column. He suggested that I start a bar review section for their alternative weekly and (after accepting), he titled it ‘Boozin’ In The Buff’. After four or five weeks of reviews, Buffalo Beat got bought out and turned into Blue Dog Press, which also went the way of the dodo.
In 2002 I spent three months researching strip clubs in the U.S. and Canada and wrote ‘A Fistful Of Loonies’, one large, exhaustive expose’ about the lifestyle, the sociology behind it and how the entire microcosm worked. I pitched it to Ed Honeck (the editor of Night Life magazine) and he ran it in four sections. You can still read the essay in my first book, Born Pissed. Once all four parts had run their course, I came to Ed and said, ‘What now?’
For the next five years I was Night Life’s point man for bar and exotic club reviews. I settled into a gonzo style of reporting where I focused on two things: how cheap the drinks were and how hot the women were. In many reviews I spent more time writing about what sort of drunken insanity my friends and I had gotten into than the bars themselves. I got to interview a lot of prominent adult film stars including Mary Carey, Puma Swede and Regan Anthony.
By the time 2007 rolled around Lindsay and I were living together in Lancaster. Covering exotic clubs was getting old and thanks to a different campaign by the Buffalo News (YourHub, a social network that came and went), I was introduced to Brian Connolly, who was the editor of the Club Watch section at the time. I sent out some sample reviews and he gave me the green light to start covering assignments. I drove to the publishing offices for Night Life magazine downtown to break the news to Ed and pitched him on a weekly column (‘Big Words I Know By Heart’). He understood and accepted the column, so for quite a few years I was on double duty writing the weekly column for Night Life and Club Watch reviews for The News. Since the Club Watch format was a more stringent style of who, what, when, where and why reporting, I took a lot of the funniest Night Life reviews and published Clean Up After Me, I’m Irish: A Cheap Degenerate’s Guide To Buffalo Bars. You can still find that book behind a lot of bars in Buffalo as well as online.
So now, after five years of freelancing with The Buffalo News, it’s time to say goodbye. While I’ll never say never, I could use a long break. I don’t ever want to reach a point with any of my writing where an assignment feels like a chore, or I feel like I’m phoning an assignment in for a paycheck or writing on autopilot. Ten years is a long time to write in any format, and I’m sure you know by now that I’ve got a lot of other plates spinning.
Since 2001 I’ve written for The Buffalo News, ArtVoice, Acid Logic, Buffalo Beat, Buffalo Spree, Buffalo Rising, Boy’s Night Out, Alt Press, The Worldwide Freelancer and a score of other dailies, weeklies and online ‘zines. I’ve accomplished everything I set out to do and prided myself on getting my assignments in well before deadline where print newspapers were concerned. For the foreseeable future I’d like to focus more on my books, my publishing house and my radio show. I’d also just like to sit down on a bar stool for the reasons I fell in love with Buffalo bars in the first place: cheap drinks, great ambience and some of the best conversation in the region.
Thanks for all the memories, Buffalo.